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The JW Drinking Game enjoys a long and illustrious history as being the quickest, most efficient way of inducing alcohol poisoning among a given group of people. Some rumors have placed it as the reason behind the Hot-Swappable Livers product line, as the participants were frequently falling victim to severe liver complications after only a few rounds of the game.

The earliest recorded occurrence was the infamous “Montana” variation of 2007. So called because the players would drink every time the state name was mentioned by JW. However this variation quickly fell out of use for several reasons; the foremost being that it was rather difficult to keep up forcing players to chug their drinks outright in an effort to not fall behind, and secondly because JW soon became aware of the key word thus removing the sport in it.

Other variations include references to MCEN policy circa 1990’s, utterances of “OH FUCK NO!!!”, or other such verbal outbursts. Prospective players are warned that they participate at their own risk.

MikeCo has now officially branched out into providing highly skilled
contractors that can enable any company to maximize their synergy potential!
We’re excited to offer the following service:

Delegation Technicians (Levels I/II/III)

The role of a Delegation Technician is one whose sole responsibility
is to have their responsibilities delegated to other technicians within the
organization. While this may seem paradoxical at first, by subverting
reality through a unique (and patented!) manipulation of a space/time by
means of PowerPoint slides, it has not only consistently proven possible but
highly lucrative as well!
Some may question whether any actual value is added to an
organization wishing to utilize Delegation Technicians. However, we at
MikeCo believe that since space/time and indeed reality itself have been
perverted….er “corrected” to such a wild degree through our Reality
Modifying PowerPoint Presentations (RMPPP) that any attempt at obtaining
performance metrics would be futile and detrimental to current operating
efficiency. The benefit is thus self-apparent and any efficiency minded
organization would certainly value by immediate implementation of this
strategic vision.

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