Mike² Inc.

MikeCo has now officially branched out into providing highly skilled contractors that can enable any company to maximize their untapped synergy potential! We’re excited to offer the following service:

Delegation Technicians (Levels I/II/III)

The role of a Delegation Technician is one whose sole responsibility is to have their responsibilities delegated to other technicians within the organization. While this may seem paradoxical at first, by subverting reality through a unique (and patented!) manipulation of a space/time by means of PowerPoint slides, it has not only consistently proven possible but highly lucrative as well!

Some may question whether any actual value is added to an organization wishing to utilize Delegation Technicians. However, we at MikeCo believe that since space/time and indeed reality itself have been perverted….er “corrected” to such a wild degree through our Reality Modifying PowerPoint Presentations (RMPPP) that any attempt at obtaining performance metrics would be futile and detrimental to current operating efficiency. The benefit is thus self-apparent and any efficiency minded organization would certainly value by immediate implementation of this strategic vision.