Mike² Inc.

B.A.S.T.A.R.D.™

Botnet Area Storage, Tasking, And Reprisal Defense

(Flagship product)

Built on B.A.D.™ Technology
Botnet Automated Defense

The BASTARD is a reliable, distributed, redundant array of zombie PCs infected with the latest BAD mobile code developed by MikeCo, a wholly owned subsidiary of Mike² Inc. The BASTARD has several functions. As a firewall it harnesses the power of millions of “borrowed” processors to analyze and filter traffic destined for your network. When used in our patented “Reprisal Defense” configuration, the BASTARD will mount a world-wide distributed denial of service attack on anyone who is even suspected of trying to meddle in your network. Lastly, your Bot-net can be leveraged for its virtually unlimited amount of storage space or to send millions of “marketing” e-mails per second. The BASTARD is only limited by your imagination. Stop limiting the BASTARD god dammit!