Mike² Inc.

Mixed by MikeCo’s very own beatmaster “J to the W.S.”, this special compilation presents the very best techno remixes exploiting such fond memories as:

Glenn Miller’s “In the Mood / !N teh m00d 4 b00TY”

The Andrews Sisters “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy / B00g13 W00g13 8uG13 P1ay3r!”

Judy Garland’s “The Trolley Song / t3h Tr01130c1ty S0ng”

Perry Como’s “Some Enchanted Evening / s0^^3 3nCh@nt3d n1ghTs!”

and Buddy Clark’s “Peg O’ My Heart / p3g 0 my B3@tZ!”

All your forgotten favorites of the 1940’s mercilessly mashed up with the very best in the House, Techno, Rave, and Electronica styling’s of “J to the W.S.”, beatmaster extraordinaire. Order your copy today!

$18.99 + Shipping & Handling.

Can only be shipped within the continental United States, we regret we cannot send to APO or FPO boxes, help me i’m trapped in a legal clause, weekly airtime usage rates do apply, cows within the state of NJ are exempt from all shipping taxes, Mike2 is super good looking, no calls before 4pm, customers within the county of Oberlin, Ohio cannot purchase more then 1 copy unless proof of are you seriously reading this dude go get a life more then 1 per household, orders must be made within the new year’s equinox or next available solar eclipse else a midget in a llama suit will come and totally kick your ass and steal your girlfriend…we’ve seen it happen, pinatas are not allowed to purchase handguns within the state of california dude seriously I said go get a life this is ridiculous, no such product as mentioned above actually exists, please do not attempt to order one, we will take cash donations though, make payable to mike.